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ARE YOU A SQUID EATER? I will NEVER eat squid ’cause this mouth doesn’t want to get pregnant!

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The Journal of Parasitology has reported that a South Korean woman’s mouth ‘fell pregnant’ with 12 baby squid after she bit into a squid!

The 63-year-old woman was eating a partially cooked piece of squid that still had its internal organs intact. As she bit down, she felt a “pricking and foreign-body sensation” in her mouth. She immediately spat the squid out, but after experiencing “severe pain” she went to the doctors and they had to remove “twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva.” OMG!!!!!!

Doctors identified them as “spermatophores,” which are kinda like pods of squid semen!

Cooked-squid

“The remaining part of the raw squid consisted of the testis and the sperm bags. After removal of all stings, the pain reduced, and the wound healed in due course.”

What’s disturbing is that this is not the first time it happens! Another case of squid insemination was documented last December, after the patient had eaten raw seafood.

There is a SILVER LINING –> IT’S RARE TO FIND WESTERN CUISINE THAT STILL SERVES THE SQUID WITH THE INTERNAL ORGANS INTACT!!

Still…. NO THANKS!!!

Kim 😉

 Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/06/15/womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-seafood_n_1599218.html

It’s no longer just a story worthy of Harry Potter, invisibility cloaks are now a reality!!!

German scientists have created a three-dimensional “invisibility cloak” that can hide objects by bending light waves! No kidding!! By using this class of materials called metamaterials, they were able to — in non meta-physic language — hide a small object underneath a carpet and then make both the bump and the carpet invisible! Isn’t that cool?! “This is very exciting, because mankind has always thought about being invisible or having invisibility cloaks. This is the first proof of principle. It shows that the technique works.”, added the scientists.

Don’t get too excited though! It will be LIGHT years (hihi) before you will find these magical cloaks on the market…

In the meantime, why not speculate?! If you were to have an invisibility cloak, where would be the first place you would go?! Mmmmm it’s a tough one… I’d go into the Habs locker room!!! hahaha Did I say that outloud?! hihi WHAT WOULD BE THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD DO WITH AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK?!?!

Sulli 😉

I never thought I’d say this, but Heidi Montag is actually funny! Well, only when she laughs at herself, but hey–it takes a big girl to do just that and BIG she now is (her girls are DDs if I’m not mistaken)!!!

Collaborations are the hottest trend in Hollywood and the latest duo to jump on the band wagon together is reality star Heidi Montag & industry giant Ron Howard! SERIOUSLY!! How? Why? Well, we’ve all been Heidied out over the past few months with Montag’s endless stories of excessive plastic surgery — 11 surgeries in 11 hours to look like the next real life Barbie… absolutely crazy!! So, I guess it’s safe to assume that Heidi herself is a bit sick and tired about the tabloids’ attention (as if). That’s where Ron Howard stepped in to help her create this Funny or Die video poking some fun at her and her new self. I gotta say–she’s a real good sport about it! Check it out:

About working with famed director, writer, actor, and producer Ron Howard, Heidi had this to say: “He was even more incredible than I could have imagined — kind, generous, and made me feel so comfortable — he made me feel confident in my talent.” Her talent??? Is she still talking about her DDs…

Sulli 😉

I seriously have issues with people making a fuss about this air traffic controller at JFK airport who brought his kid to work and let him help a little. “Experts” on the news tonight were saying how ridiculous and unprofessional it was to have let the kid talk to five planes (of the hundreds coming and going that day)–telling them they were ready for departure. They even went as far as comparing this to bringing your kid in the operating room and allowing him to help with sutures or help on the dentist table… SERIOUSLY??? I am sure the kid did not touch any buttons nor did he do the work to see if these flights were ready and secure to go… this kid only spoke words his dad obviously scripted from him. So loosen up people! It’s cute and, by the sound of it, the pilots and all people involved loved it! This kid was a little spot of sunshine in an otherwise hectic work day!

It bothers me that we can’t just smile at this… I grew up with a doctor as a father. My fondest memories are of our Sunday morning routines where I would get to wear my own little white jacket and stethoscope, clock him in, get the charts and then go see the patients to tell them to get ready, as Dr Sullivan was about to come in for their examination/check up. Never once was this seen as unprofessional or innapropriate. I even had nurses and patients at my dad’s funeral 20 years later telling me how special those Sundays were…

So loosen up is all I have to say… Can you believe that the father and a supervisor have now been put on leave?? Maybe I am too liberal in my thinking… too fond of the idea of bonding with one’s child in a way that is quite unique and valuable.

What do you think of this??

Sulli

It’s truly time to chance the expression It’s raining cats & dogs to It’s raining fish because, for the third time in less than 30 years, residents in a remote desert town of Australia have witnessed fish falling from the sky! No kidding!!!

Lajamanu, population of 669, is located 525km from the nearest river, so to be bombarded by hundreds of small white fish – many still alive – falling from rain clouds can truly be seen as a feast from the Gods!!! Weather experts, on the other hand, believe that the fish, spangled perch, were sucked up in a thunderstorm before being dumped over the tiny town. Either way, it’s pretty cool!

I would prefer if it were raining men, but hey! That’s just me 😉

Sulli 😉

It looks like Tiger Woods inspired more than just young budding golf players!!! The creator of the TigerText iPhone application was just as inspired by this golfing legend! What does this app do?? It let’s people kill embarrassing text messages after they have been sent out!!! hahaha Tiger would have really benefited from this one!

As we all know, golf god Tiger Woods’s public drubbing for philandering saw his alleged lovers tout text messages as proof of his indiscretions BUT the founder of this app was fast to say that “this is not about people trying to cheat”. So why the name?? Well, it actually came to him before the whole Tiger Woods scandal because tigers are notoriously difficult animals to track!

“If you send a private text message it should stay private.”, so Tigertext.com for the iPhone is a text message trail-covering application (BlackBerry versions are to be available by end of March). How does it work? People receiving the messages are prompted to download the TigerText application for free in order to read the text, which is not actually sent to the recipient’s iPhone. Instead, the message is hosted on the company’s servers where it can be erased whenever the sender wishes!! To be even more secure, sent messages cannot be saved, copied or forwarded and can be deleted on demand!! A “delete on read” feature starts a 60-second countdown when a text message is opened and then erases it at zero!!! That’s like Inspector Gadget stuff right there!!! lol

While reading messages is free, the service costs $1.49 U.S. per 250 messages sent monthly, or $2.49 per month for limitless messaging. Hahaha now that’s a cheap way to cover your tracks!

Sulli 😉

Now this has to be the low-point of a suicidal person!

Not only is he not successful in his attempt to kill himself by jumping out of a 9 storey window, but this particular Russian man fell on a 7 year old girl while doing so!!!

Ayayaille!

Now, he must pay more than 100,000 rubles (about $3,520 Canadian) for medical bills and damages to the parents of the girl!!!

That’s one unlucky fool!

Sulli 😉


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